Too lazy to submit

Scientific ideas, half-baked hypotheses, and things that probably deserve a proper paper — but here we are. Physics, mathematics, AI, music theory, and education — explored with varying degrees of rigour. Peer review welcome. Criticism will be posted.

Token Saving as Noise Reduction

Token saving in agent systems is often framed as an efficiency concern. A better framing is signal-to-noise control: every unnecessary token competes for attention, increases inference cost, and makes the next decision less precise. Current work on context compression, KV-cache compression, and long-running interactions points in the same direction.

23 June 2026 · 9 min · Sebastian Spicker

GitHub Stars Are for Sale, and the Real Problem Is Not Vanity

Buying GitHub stars sounds pathetic enough to be a joke. The joke misses the interesting part. Stars are a public trust signal on a code-hosting platform, and there is an ordinary, low-friction market for faking them. The important question is not whether inflated stars reliably produce downloads. It is why counterfeit popularity is so cheap to buy, and why that becomes a security problem once fake credibility attaches to malicious repositories.

17 April 2026 · 9 min · Sebastian Spicker

There Is an App for That — Until There Isn't

Digital health applications and psychotherapy follow different capacity, evidence, and reimbursement paths. Baumol’s cost disease explains one pressure on labour-intensive care; it does not explain a particular German fee decision or establish that an app substitutes for a therapist.

7 April 2026 · 6 min · Sebastian Spicker

The Model Has No Seahorse: Vocabulary Gaps and What They Reveal About LLMs

There is no seahorse emoji in Unicode. A language model may nevertheless claim there is one or emit a plausible substitute. That failure is real, but the output alone does not tell us whether tokenisation, training data, prompting, decoding, or verification caused it.

4 March 2026 · 5 min · Sebastian Spicker

Oppenheimer Didn't Have an Acceptable Use Policy

Anthropic has drawn a public line on military use of its models. The physics community spent the better part of the twentieth century working out what it means to draw that line after you have already built the thing. As a physicist watching this unfold, I find the parallels clarifying and the differences more unsettling than the parallels.

3 March 2026 · 11 min · Sebastian Spicker

More Context Is Not Always Better

The intuition that feeding a language model more information improves its outputs is wrong often enough to matter. Here is why, and what to do about it.

22 February 2026 · 6 min · Sebastian Spicker

If You Think This Is Written by AI, You Are Both Right and Wrong

AI detectors can flag human writing, including historical and highly formulaic prose. Evidence exists for a false-positive risk affecting some non-native English writers; claims about autistic or physics-trained writers need direct validation. The detector score is not authorship evidence.

18 February 2026 · 11 min · Sebastian Spicker

Two Routes to the Expansion Rate: The Hubble Tension Near 5σ

A local distance-ladder measurement and the value inferred from the cosmic microwave background under ΛCDM disagree by about 4.9σ for one widely quoted comparison. JWST has tested an important Cepheid-crowding systematic, while DESI finds a dataset-dependent preference for evolving dark energy that does not by itself resolve the Hubble tension. The remaining possibilities include unrecognised systematics and physics beyond the standard cosmological model.

16 February 2026 · 19 min · Sebastian Spicker

Car Wash, Part Three: The AI Said Walk

In early 2026, variants of a prompt about a nearby car wash spread online after some assistants recommended walking instead of taking the car. This is neither the tokenisation failure from the strawberry post nor the grounding failure from the rainy-day post. It is a pragmatic inference failure: the response followed the travel wording but missed the likely purpose of the trip, assigning its advice to the wrong interpretation of the question. A third and more subtle failure mode, with Grice as the theoretical handle.

12 February 2026 · 7 min · Sebastian Spicker

Automate the Boring Stuff: Setlist to Playlist

I love concerts. I love setlists. I hate building the playlist manually afterward. But do I really? A small automation project, a Deftones show in Dortmund, and the question of whether you should automate something you kind of enjoy.

10 February 2026 · 6 min · Sebastian Spicker